Gag Gadget Lover Prints

"These things are a lot easier to navigate with a GPS."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Haircuts

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Dawing your Cellphone

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Bicycle sat nav.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'E-books?'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."