Gadgetry Mugs

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

Wireless Access Here.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

AI achieves self awareness.

"I would never pay $5000 for a phone."

The printer is out of ink and in need of a hug.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'You're in luck. We have an app for 2013!'

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'What happened to your new shockproof, waterproof, dustproof watch?'

"What? I bought this scythe as a souvenir while I was on vacation in Switzerland!"

'Before I got a pair, I'd sometimes just walk around aimlessly.'

"he also doubles as a cell phone charger!"

"It's the newest upgrade."

"You can have this speech recognition software back. I said 'turn off' and my wife slapped me."

'Quick! Where's your power port?!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Mobile phone - literally.

'It's the best investment I ever made - a 'random alibi generator.''

Spring return dog leash

"It's a Swiss Army Scythe."

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Italian Army Knife

"He's tech savvy and likes his privacy. He some how figured out how to disable the pet cam."

"My fish locator sent me."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

"Our laptop is defective and heats up, so the kids are using it as their campfire."

"Can't you bring the paper like a normal dog?"

Electronics Hobbyist Is In Trouble With His Wife

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."