Gadget Tinkerer Mugs

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself?"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Hey, dad...Maybe you can't play your stuff on the new CD player because it already has an integrated anti fuddy-duddy shield!'

Hand washer.

"You've been tinkering with the toaster again, haven't you?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Mac OS 20

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early cyborg.

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Gadget geek.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Digital Fomo!

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'