Gadget Minimalist Pillows

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

(Camel paintings)

"Invest in technology."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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'New Game'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."