Gadget-loving Pet Parent T-Shirts

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

'Polly wants on-line.'