Gadget-loving Mom Prints

'Baby monitors make life so much easier...'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Mac OS 20

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

The Digital Family

Downloading Pregnancy

Baby Screen Time

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

Laptops

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Baby Potty Training Robot

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'