"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."
Gadget Gurus In The Wild Gifts
Looking for a gift for the gadget guru in your life? Discover a captivating collection of items that capture their love for all things tech and innovation. From mugs that fuel their morning thoughts to t-shirts that showcase their passion, and pillows that bring comfort to their creative workspace, our products are designed to inspire and amuse. Ideal for someone who enjoys exploring new gadgets or creating innovative solutions, these gifts blend humor, personality, and tech enthusiasm into perfect everyday essentials.
Pounding speeds up the computer.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
The Computer Bore
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"
"Google car."
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"
CEO with SEO
"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."
Evolution.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
Walking Luggage.
e-shoes
Mac OS 20
'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
Crap from the future.
'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'
Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer
Early cyborg.
Gadget Gurus In The Wild Gifts Collection
Gadget Gurus In The Wild Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for gadget gurus and tech lovers, perfect for sparking conversations and energizing mornings.
Gadget Gurus In The Wild Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add personality and comfort to the gadget lover’s space with our witty and inspiring designs.
Gadget Gurus In The Wild Prints
Browse our range of prints that celebrate creativity and tech enthusiasm, ideal for decorating a gadget guru’s workspace.
Gadget Gurus In The Wild T-Shirts
Discover fun and clever gadgets-themed t-shirts that let gadget gurus showcase their passion wherever they go.