Gadget Goalie T-Shirts

Hiding the electronics.

The Computer Bore

I.T. Fear

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Boombox

Recalculating

Things that go beep in the night.

Computer Crimes

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Mobile

"I could never go wireless."

GarGoalies.

Internet Privacy

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Talk about punishment. Last night I wasn't allowed to use my laptop and phone while watching TV.'

"Let me through! I'm admin!"

'Puck!'

"Just because you don't die doesn't mean your phone battery doesn't. You actually have to charge it."

"I WAS feeling fine but then the health app on my watch said I might be DEAD."

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

It turns out they're selling "iPhones."

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

DAB vs AM/FM

'I never go anywhere without my mobile.'

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."