Gadget Enthusiast With A Flair For Art Gifts

"Notice how her eyes follow your bluetooth-enabled visitor badges around the room."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Book Worm

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"It's obviously an original."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

Telephone Box

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"All that's left is to monetize it."

"Dude, why can't I pinch to zoom?"

Like it? It's the new executive toy!

"Starting these labour saving gadgets is exhausting!"

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)

'Back up just a little bit more, dear...now which button do I push?'

"Monsieur Monet's approach has become a tad too modern I fear"

Well, Whatever the artist is trying to say, it doesn't compute with me!

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

Computers drawing and writing compared to a person's