Gadget Enthusiast With A Flair For Art Gifts

"Notice how her eyes follow your bluetooth-enabled visitor badges around the room."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Book Worm

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"It's obviously an original."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Telephone Box

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Woman finds something in her soup.

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

"I think I see the problem! If I could just read this tiny print, I think it says...'Do not touch this. Could cause toner cartridge to explode'."

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"Dude, why can't I pinch to zoom?"

With more and more graduates defaulting on college loans, many loan companies have hired undercover hecklers!

Like it? It's the new executive toy!

"All that's left is to monetize it."

"Starting these labour saving gadgets is exhausting!"

Computers drawing and writing compared to a person's

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)

My annual treecation. Just a guy and his tree. And his iPad, iPod, iTouch, Macbook, previous generation of all of the above for backup purposes. And a small power generator. Just us and the quiet solitude of nature. Beep, beep, beep, beep, B -

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

"Monsieur Monet's approach has become a tad too modern I fear"

Well, Whatever the artist is trying to say, it doesn't compute with me!

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Dorian Gray's Computer Graphics.