Gadget-confused Mugs

'I was trying to phone my mother and ended up closing my bank account, taking 15 pictures of my nostrils buying a sheep!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

The Modern Novel.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Connected to Technology.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Two Generations of Readers

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Large print e-book.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Recalculating!

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Here's a new Blackberry with a special silent alarm that vibrates and delivers a small electrical shock. We call it the Gooseberry.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'