Futuristic Story Fan T-Shirts

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Why bother?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Dr. Roo.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Robot Jogger

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

AI

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

Robot Waiter

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

Robot Robber

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.