Futuristic Story Fan T-Shirts

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Why bother?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Moby Dick

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Take me to your thought leader."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Robot Waiter

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

AI

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

Robot Robber

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.