Futuristic Fashionista T-Shirts

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Alien Computers.

Mikado

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Fairy Queen

Steampunk

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Mall Redesign Competition Winner.

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"I find her remarkably attractive."

What the future holds - according to sci-fi movies

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

"What the difference between these two old men?"

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

Interactive Underwear

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

"Fairy Friday."

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

The Future of Makeup.

Vincent Van Goth

Punk reindeer.

Funky at 50!

"Ouwth! Bid my toug"