Futurist Parenting Enthusiast Prints

Mother's Day In The Future

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Suffering from Cooties?

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Growth Charts

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

I love my family!

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

Early childhood development

Crying baby

People and robots

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Lemming mothers

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"My first Father's day!"

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Parenting magazines.

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'