Futures Pillows

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

New Year 2020

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

What will happen in the world

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"Woah - remember humans?"

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.