Future Technologist Pillows

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."

Graduation day at drone school.

'May I carry your wireless eBook reader to school for you?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Computerized Dollhouse.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Baby Potty Training Robot

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

"It must be still charging."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"This is it? No video?"

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Robot porn.

Milkshake Shortage

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

Popular Science Magazine.

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."