Future Technocrat Prints

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"This is it? No video?"

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

Existence 2.0

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Milkshake Shortage

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"How should I know? All the information is stored in a cloud somewhere."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

"You're not really qualified to handle the Bixby account, but I think your apps can handle it."

Graduation day at drone school.

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'