Future Tech Titan Prints

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Robot Parts $5

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

Existence 2.0

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."