Future Sports Star Parent Prints

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Future Wrestler

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Daddy's Hook

Baby Footballer

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"I am standing up straight."

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!