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'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

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Hanging off every word...

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Taking to the sky...

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"