Future Seers With A Twist Mugs

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Totalitarian Humour

Ill next Thursday

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Nostradamus.

Crystal Ball Plug

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Big Medium

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Gone for Broke College

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Your Palm

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"Who's there?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

Plugged In

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

'The mist is clearing.'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

Early psychics.

"Everything's going great except, you know, everything."