Future Seers Gifts

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Gracie's baby toys.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Baby Scientist

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Totalitarian Humour

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Plasma Ball

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Olympic Climate

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'Your future looks charming.'

Paw readings

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'It's Blurred.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."