Future School Creator Mugs

'And right here we've left room for a possible school.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Technologies and distance classes

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

Looking inside the internal maze,

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Evolution of Man

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! -- they have flat-screen blackboards!'

'Because they don't have Montessori Schools for dogs.'

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

"You make your problems too easy, Margaret."

'Why don't we just close the schools, and do it all with correspondence courses!'

"Mr. Hobbs ... A Mr. Robb is here saying he might be able to help with teacher shortages."

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

Student to teacher about flash cards: 'When did they add emoticons to the cards?'