Future-planning Fanatics Prints

I wish you'd come to me sooner. I don't know if you're going to have enough time to save for all five million of your children's college funds.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

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'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

The Werewolf planner

"Daddy made six hours of your tuition today."

Life's game plan for pre-schoolers.

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

'The latest on the tuition front. Next year nobody will be able to afford college.'

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

'Times have changed. Now you need a degree just to end up living in your parents' basement.'

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

'I know that we once made a list of all the things we'd do when the kids left home but I can't remember one of them!'