The trouble with happy birthday messages is you have nothing to put on the window sill...
Future Phone Historian Mugs
Start their day with a chuckle using our mugs, featuring designs that highlight the fascinating history of phones. Perfect for a vintage tech enthusiast or aspiring historian.
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
Adam puts God on hold while texting.
"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."
"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
Technology and Love
Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone
"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."
'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'
Thermidor Dali
'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'
"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
'I'm on the way!'
Children and technolohgy
"The wattle fairy came again last night."
'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'
'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'
"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"
"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"
'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'
'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'
What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!
"They're both in telemarketing."
"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."
Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!
'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'
"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."
'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'
"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."
"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."
"Oh, hello darling..."
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