Future Orator Prints

'Unaccustomed as I am, to public speaking...'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Trappist Monk Discord

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

William Pitt the Elder

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

'I've decided to study real hard so I can grow up and become a pundit.'

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

Well spoken man.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Turkey missed the exit twice

Soap Box

J. Dudley - Statesman, orator, philanthropist, big deficit spender.

' Pol Meeting'

"Now tell me more about your fear of speaking in front of an audience."

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"...and now a few words from the class know-it-all."

Speaker

"And let me be perfectly clear when I say teleprompters are a godsend!"

'Did you teach him to speak?'

When in doubt, make it sound convincing.

'As I gaze out upon this sea of smiling faces ... albeit sleeping ... but nevertheless smiling faces ... '

'Does that mean that Mary was a surrogate mother?'