Future Muralist Prints

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Use your imagination.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Not So Into This One

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

A Blanksy

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

Dangerous Mural

'Michelangelo!'

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

Edvard Munch

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'It's just a first draft.'

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"

Boy about to get caught drawing on a wall

Some people can be sincere without an honest bone in their body.