Future Leader Enthusiasts Pillows

''Any little boy can grow up to be President'? -- Surely that's pretty obvious by now.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

How leaders fail

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Yearbook

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"So, what do you do for play?"

'I give this one about three months...'

'I have been hearing some disturbing comments about you, Parker, some of your employees think you're a nice guy!'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'I delegate, then I follow up.'

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"

The little engine that could delegate.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'I tried that approach once, but my employees seized the carrots and attacked me with sticks.'

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

"He's got great leadership skills. Wherever he's taking us, it's got to be better than where we've been."