Future Lawyer In Training Prints

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Truth

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Do Guns Kill?

"We make crime pay."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Lady Justice.

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

The hour of justice

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'