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I had a dream...

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

Obama Yes We Can.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Caution Bullet Ahead

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Never put off what you can do today, there may be a law against it tomorrow.'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

"Why are there two houses of congress? If at first you don't succeed, blame the other house."

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"I promise. . ."

"Dad's just giving Timmy some guidance as to how the party's manifesto commitments may result in a fiscal drag on GDP growth targets..."

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

'It's got to be some kind of scam -- he has all his legislation copyrighted.'