Future Judge Prints

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

I love Lawyers

'Court's in recess!'

"Now that's a win."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Barristers

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"You call this a constitution?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'