Future Home Dreamer Gifts

The reason for the real estate slump.

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

The Day Dreamer.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

A word from James Cameron. . .

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Turtle Home

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

A Bubble of Countryside.

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

The passage of time.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'