Future Home Buyer Mugs

"Good news, they accepted your offer!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

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"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Honey, I'm home.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

House hunting is cruel.

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'They're playing house.'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'This is close enough.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'Ready?!'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'