Future Heir Prints

'One day son, 60 percent of this will be yours.'

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

Yearbook

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

A Born Politician

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

The wedding.

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

"One day Son all this will be yours."