Future Healthcare Hero Pillows

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

'He's pre-med.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Corona Funeral

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

EU Vaccine approval

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

COVID 19

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'