Future Gazers Prints

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

"I see an accident and a trip to the hospital. Lucky for you, I also sell clean underwear."

"On second thoughts... it might be better if you paid in advance."

Modern day doomsayer

'I can't give you any good news...My crystal ball is down.'

Psychic powers!

"Well botox would help that big wrinkle, then a good quality hand cream, and maybe a manicure?..."

"I'm a Peripheral Visionary. I can see your future but only vaguely and off to the side."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

Gas Fortunes...

'I've hired Ms. Zebulon as a spiritual advisor to try to raise profits...'

New Technology making once 'whizz kids' into their dads

'He said my future stinks.'

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."

'Dang! Is seeing into the future required for this job?'

2003. I know it's not January First yet, kid, but you'll have to head down early -- I was recalled before my term was up. 2004.

"Sorry, Mr. Flaster. The meek won't inherit the earth -- just the national debt."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Teenagers!'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Sea weed harvest.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Olympic Climate

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

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