Future Funambulator Mugs

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Education and Apprenticeships

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

New Year 2020

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Nest Egg

"Woah - remember humans?"

Two robots are playing table football.

The Future

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

The young Lisa Laflamme.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'It's a venture capitalist.'

Stock Market Adventure

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

"How should I know? All the information is stored in a cloud somewhere."

Investment firm: National division/International Division/Universal Division.