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Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Budgetmageddon

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

What will happen in the world

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Minority Report Is Real

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Weather prediction is guesswork.