Future Firefighter Mugs

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Smokey The Tree"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The New Normal

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"He excels at putting out fires."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Fire door.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

No Smoking.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Love.

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."