Future Envisioner Mugs

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Meet the author"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

View to the Future

Crap from the future.

Artifishial Intelligence

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"