Future Entrepreneur T-Shirts

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

'Location, location, location! If we had law offices on Mars, we would have twice as many billable hours a day.'

"In return for an increase in my allowance, I can offer you free unlimited in-home computer tech support."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'If you have to spend money to make money, how do you get started?'

"Good news! I held my IPO at recess and now I'm the 12th richest man in America"

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

Man sees boy selling lemonade and preparing taxes.

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'Why, yes, we could use a Youth Market consultant.'

"What do I want to be when I grow up? See the FAQ page on my website."

"But I wanted the tooth fairy to leave me generational wealth in a tax-sheltered vehicle!"

"One day Son, all of this will be yours, high blood pressure, ulcers, diabetes, bills....!"

"Can I have my allowance in golf or silver coins?"

"I could stimulate the economy a lot more with a bigger allowance..."

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Uh, oh, ... looks like the board has decided to go after the youth market.'

"Yes, it is correct. No, there is no way to monetize it."

"Actually, I am looking for a new friend ... someone with a big allowance."

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"She's quickly grasping the value of money. Her imaginary friend is named PayPal."

"Papi, for Father's Day, I got you a certificate. I made it myself!"

"Do you think we'll ever make more?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

Of course you could always pay me to be cooperative.

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

'Let's be realistic, Dad. How can I compete in the global economy without a raise in my allowance?'

Biz Whiz Kid

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'