Future Doctor Planner Mugs

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"One year closer to college!"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Little doctor.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."