Future Cleaning Enthusiasts Prints

"Never put off 'til tomorrow...what will grow legs and walk off today."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'