Future Ceo In Training Pillows

'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

I need to set upmy own company.

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'