Future Career Predictors Prints

'He's going to be a waiter when he grows up. He never comes when I call him.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Career Choices

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

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'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Caged Businessman

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"So...do you have a job now?"

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'