Future Camper Mugs

"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Brothers Grime

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"Mine's camper."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"