Future C-suite Mugs

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

I need to set upmy own company.

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Education and Apprenticeships

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"I believe we're done here...we've covered all out butts — I mean bases!"

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

Nest Egg

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'