Future Baristas Pillows

Lemonade Stand Becoming Starbucks

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Selling lemon latt�

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Today's special... donuts.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Time for tea and friendship.

Non-Power Breakfast

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Can I have flies with that'

Coffee shop

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The King of what?'