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"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'How is the water prepared?'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

"Skunk! How is it?"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

'I love the simplicity of this place!'