Fussy Eater Adventurers Pillows

"It's our new diet plan...just pretend that the tofu is steak, the quinoa is French fries and the kale is a big Caesar salad!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Garlic Free Zone.

'How is the water prepared?'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

International House of Excrement

'New Barbeque.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Beer....Beer Fart.

'Delicious. Mind giving me the recipe?'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'