Furry Photographer Pillows

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Candid Camera store.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

The One That Got Away

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Elephant ass selfie.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"It makes me want to pee."

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"I'm in disguise."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Giraffe Selfie

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

Lion attacking Polar Bear

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Thanks for the heads up!'